Wednesday, February 1, 2012
"Short stories and poems presents":
"Jill and Janet"
Janet "Hi Jill"
Jill "Hi Janet'
Janet "Whats with with the long face?"
Jill "I broke up with my boy-friend."
Janet "Again?"
Jill "Yes, Again for the last time"
Janet "What happened this time, what do you mean, for the last time?"
Jill "I came home from a hard night at the dinner and found him in bed with my best friend from high-school, and the worse thing she was wearing my lingerie."
Janet "That is it girl friend, no more boy-friends, no-more." "You need a husband." "That is it." "I am going to help you find an husband."
Jill "A husband?' 'That is your answer to me?" "I had a husband once, and I caught him wearing my lingerie."
Janet "I am going to look out for you girl-friend." "9 times out of 10, a husband is going to be loyal" "Why?" "I'll tell you why." "We have the law, and we have guilt on our side kiddo." "Guys that commit to marriage know that and they do not want to face ether one of them"
Jill "Your serious?
Janet "Yes, dead serious." "Tell you what,' 'the best place to meet good guys are at lingerie parties." " And even if you don't meet someone we"ll still have fun, you model some pj's for me, I make money, we split it, we kill some chocolate, and get drunk, and you forget about that creep." "And next week we focus on getting you a husband" "OK"
Jill "OK", "A husband?" "You do know that you are crazy?" "Don't you?"
Janet "Yes" Crazy like fox." TO BE CONTINUED:
Saturday, November 3, 2012
Last Jill and Janet........
"Short stories and poems presents":
"Jill and Janet"
"Tell you what,' 'the best place to meet good guys are at lingerie parties." " And even if you don't meet someone we"ll still have fun, you model some pj's for me, I make money, we split it, we kill some chocolate, and get drunk, and you forget about that creep." "And next week we focus on getting you a husband" "OK"
Jill "OK", "A husband?" "You do know that you are crazy?" "Don't you?"
Janet "Yes" Crazy like fox." TO BE CONTINUED:
Sub-title: Lingerie Party:
Jill "Why do men come to lingerie parties?
Janet "D aah!" "Because they are lingerie parties." "Most of my customer base are men, kiddo."
Jill "But just look at them, all they do is just stare in a in amazement like a deer caught in some headlights, and drooling all over everything." "When this is over, we are going to need a mop"
Janet "Chill-Jill for a moment, my hubby needs something."
As Jill stands alone, she notices a tall dark and handsome staring at her, and wondering why because she is not in to the situation and she had refused to model the lingerie for this party. She was disturbed and a bit intrigued at the same time. Then he approaches:
Bob "Hi beautiful
Jill "Hi " Jill says while not doing a good job not to blush.
Bob "This is my first lingerie party, Janet's husband invited me." "Some reason he feels that I would be able to find a wife here." "I must say though, that there are some cuties here, but I can not take my eyes off of you." "However, judging by how lovely you are, I am most certain you are already taken"
Jill "No I am not" "And that line was a bunch of crap!" You just want to get in my pants"
Bob "True", as he laughs, "However, that was just my first thought, but I decided to say what I said because I like what I see, and I agree with Janet," "No more boy-friends for you. You need a husband, and I need a wife." "Why can't we just start from there and see what happens"
Jill pauses for a moment, and looks at him and smiles and says;
Jill "They set us up good didn't they." "And you are so damned cute, how can I say no." "Buy me a drink, and let's talk."
Bob "This way my lady", as he extended his arm like the gentleman he was. TO BE CONTINUED:
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